Linus Larrabee: Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.
Sabrina: I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live, Linus?
Sabrina: Didn't you once say everything is business?
Linus Larrabee: No, but it sounds like me.
Linus Larrabee: I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can.
Linus Larrabee: What's the problem, Patrick?
Patrick Tyson: No problem from our point of view. I feel like... what's that word when a lot of guys are after you?
Linus Larrabee: Whore?
Patrick Tyson: Hmm... I was thinking more... debutante.
Sabrina: I never thought of you as a dancer.
Linus Larrabee: I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office.
Linus Larrabee: Well I just don't feel like buying any more networks this year. There's never anything good on.
David Larrabee: She's a real woman, not a, you know.
Linus Larrabee: Transvestite?
David Larrabee: She's not a bimbo.
Linus Larrabee: Here? Lousy. So far, I'm more affected than she is. I damn near cried twice.
Robin Monroe: If you were half a pilot, we wouldn't be on this island!
Quinn Harris: I'm the best damn pilot you're ever going to meet!
Robin Monroe: Ha! I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time!
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Han Solo: That was luck.
Ben Kenobi: In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Luke Skywalker: Look, he's heading for that small moon.
Han Solo: I think I can get him before he gets there. He's almost in range.
Obi-Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.
Princess Leia: I'd as soon kiss a wookie!
Han Solo: I can arrange that!
Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.
Princess Leia: Why you half-witted, stuck up, scruffy looking...NERFHERDER!
Han Solo: Who's scruffy looking?
Echo Base Officer: Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han Solo: Then I'll see you in hell!
Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better - instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur.
Han Solo: I have a bad feeling about this.
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