Flynn: Having fun down there Doyle?
Doyle: Kiss my ass! This is the worst combat I've ever seen. Where's the fucking combat?
Rooftop Soldier: Give me something to shoot.
Flynn: Too easy. Medical sector, east side, fat guy, jerking off in the toilet.
Rooftop sniper: Ah... bug nuts, I saw him yesterday.
Soldier: I don't see him. Where is Fester Fuck nut?
Rooftop Soldier: There, look! Bald guy with his dick in hands on the 20th floor.
Flynn: Where's Doyle?
Tammy: It's... just us.
Stephen: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Charles Morse: You saved me.
Robert Green: Get over it, Charles - I just need you to navigate.
Charles Morse: You saved my life.
Robert Green: Well, I couldn't kill you with Stephen around. I'd have to kill him too, and he's the only one that knows how I like my coffee.
Charles Morse: Come on, you saved my life.
Robert Green: Buy me something nice when we get home.
Charles Morse: How'd you like your coffee?
Robert Green: Huh. I like my coffee like I like my women.
Stephen: Bitter and murky.
Monica Jones: Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.
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