Monica Jones: Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.
Toninho: How could she? Squeezing her coconuts for all the world to see.
Toninho: Isabella, I swear on my mother's grave, you are the only woman I ever loved.
Isabella: Your mother is still alive.
Toninho: That's not the point.
Rafi: Toninho, what on earth possessed you to do what you did? I mean, when a man truly loves his wife, he never lets her catch him.