Quotes from Greta Gerwig movies and TV shows

Frances: I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet.

Frances: Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it.

Frances: Do I look old to you?
Benji: No. Yes.
Frances: How old?
Benji: Older than I am.
Frances: Older than 27?
Benji: No. 27 is old, though.

Frances: I'm too tall to marry.

Frances: I put my ring on my thumb and I'm having trouble getting it off.
Sophie: Hold your hand above your head. I'll drain the blood out.
Frances: I look like I'm asking a question.

Benji: Are you still undateable?
Frances: Oh yes, very undateable.

Frances: I have trouble leaving places.

Frances: I'm poor.
Benji: That's actually offensive to poor people.

Frances: Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend.

Lev Shapiro: Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.
Frances: I'm not trying to sleep with you.
Lev Shapiro: No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman.

Benji: Let's do something fun. We could go to a movie.
Frances: Movies are so expensive now.
Benji: Yeah, but you're at the movies.

Frances: I love you Sophie, even if you love your phone that has e-mail more than you love me.
Sophie: My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish in the sink for three days.

Frances: I'm not messy, I'm busy.

Florence Marr: I just got out of a long relationship and I don't want to go from just having sex to just having sex to just having sex.
Roger Greenberg: Who's the third 'just having sex'?
Florence Marr: You. If we had sex.

Roger Greenberg: I'll take you to it.
Florence Marr: How's that gonna work? Am I going to drive you to take me?

Florence Marr: Hurt people hurt people.

Roger Greenberg: We're not really even dating... and we're seeing other people.
Florence Marr: I'm not seeing anyone.
Roger Greenberg: Neither am I... But I want to.
Florence Marr: Who?
Roger Greenberg: I don't know! Anyone. I'm doing nothing, I'm not tied to anyone. How many times do we have to go over it. Jesus! I should be with a divorced 38 year old who has teenage kids and low expectations about life. I don't wanna fucking do this anymore. God.

Florence Marr: You like old things.
Roger Greenberg: A shrink said to me once that I have trouble living in the present, so I linger on the past because I felt like I never really lived it in the first place, you know?