Frances Ha (2012)

Benji: It's after three, I can drink.

Frances: I'm poor.
Benji: That's actually offensive to poor people.

Frances: Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend.

Frances: I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet.

Lev Shapiro: Just because you bought dinner doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.
Frances: I'm not trying to sleep with you.
Lev Shapiro: No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman.

Frances: Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it.

Benji: Let's do something fun. We could go to a movie.
Frances: Movies are so expensive now.
Benji: Yeah, but you're at the movies.

Frances: Do I look old to you?
Benji: No. Yes.
Frances: How old?
Benji: Older than I am.
Frances: Older than 27?
Benji: No. 27 is old, though.

Lev Shapiro: Don't mind me, I'm just trying to get your attention.

Frances: I'm too tall to marry.

Rachel: Fuck, I sound like a gay grandma.

Frances: I put my ring on my thumb and I'm having trouble getting it off.
Sophie: Hold your hand above your head. I'll drain the blood out.
Frances: I look like I'm asking a question.

Frances: I love you Sophie, even if you love your phone that has e-mail more than you love me.
Sophie: My phone that has e-mail doesn't leave a casserole dish in the sink for three days.

Sophie: The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich.

Frances: I'm not messy, I'm busy.

Benji: Are you still undateable?
Frances: Oh yes, very undateable.

Frances: I have trouble leaving places.