Phantom: You try my patience...make your choice!
Christine: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you...you are not alone!
Phantom: Our Don Juan must lose some weight...it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age.
Phantom: What warm, unspoken secrets will we learn.beyond the point of no return?
The Phantom: Come, we must return. Those two fools who run my theater will be missing you.
Quinn Abercromby: Anything happens, you know what to do.
Creedy: Uh no. I have no idea.
Quinn Abercromby: Me neither.
Creedy: Only one thing worse than a dragon... Americans.
Creedy: Marauders. Years since we've seen them. Well, look at the bright side - at least we're not alone.
The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.
The Sea Captain: I give my life for nobility! Even if I fail in my attempt, I take solace in the fact that I will see my family again in Heaven.
Ridley: Heaven? Oh there is no Heaven captain. Believe me sir. I would know by now.
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Abby Richter: My cat stepped on the remote.
Mike: Well, be sure to thank your pussy for me.
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