Clara: I was a harlot.
Darvell: But that is in the past.
Savella: Some things are eternal.
Werner: You were to find a man on of good blood who appreciates this brotherhood and what we do.
Clara: What is it you do?
Savella: We are the pointed nails of justice.
Clara: I'm never merciful, and knowledge is a fatal thing.
Gretel: Let the girl go, or I'm gona blow your sheriff's brains all over these fucking hillbillies.
[Young Hansel and Gretel put first witch in oven.]
Young Gretel: Is it hot enough for you now!?
Polly: Why is it that boys are always so messy?
Tamina: The gods have a plan for you. A destiny.
Prince Dastan: You really enjoy telling me what to do, don't you?
Tamina: Only because you are so good at following orders.
Prince Dastan: Don't press your luck.
[The girls are trying to decide what to steal to save St. Trinians from foreclosure.]
Kelly: What about that? [She points to a poster advert of the famous painting "Girl with a Pearl Earring.".]
Chelsea, Chloe, Peaches: [All gasp.] Oh...My...God!
Chelsea: You want to steal Scarlett Johansson?
Kelly: You are so blonde, Chelsea.
Tamara Drewe: So, who are your influences?
Ben Sergeant: Everyone asks that. I mean, what do you want me to say? Phil Collins? Animal from The Muppets?
Phyl Moore: Are you a cinema goer?
Catrin Cole: Yes.
Phyl Moore: Then you'll be familiar with informationals. We sandwich them between the support and the main features so the public to be informed don't have time to escape.
Catrin Cole: Anything else?
Tom Buckley: Since you're so keen to flex your femininity, you can tidy up.
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