Lax: Do you know who your governor is?
Herman Howards: No.
Lax: Does anyone in your school know?
Herman Howards: They know who I am.
Lax: Well, for now.
Herman Howards: Forever.
Quotes from Garrett Backstrom movies and TV shows
Herman Howards: What's that on your shirt?
Lax: It's a Dodo Bird.
Herman Howards: Why are you wearing a Dodo Bird on your shirt?
Lax: Because they look stupid, but actually they're smart.
Lax: After everything you did, you think you deserve love? Why?
Herman Howards: Because.
Lax: Because why? I'd like to know. Why, Herman? Why would you deserve love? Say it.
Herman Howards: Because I'm a real human being like the rest of them. I'm a human being too.
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