Shaggy Rogers: I guess our new movie is an origin story.
Scooby-Doo: Every hero should have one.
Shaggy Rogers: I want the Rock to play me.
Scooby-Doo: ...That'll never happen.
Dick Dastardly: Join me.
Scooby-Doo: No thanks, Dastardly.
Dick Dastardly: Oh please, my friends call me Dick.
Scooby-Doo: Rokay, Rick.
Dick Dastardly: Dick, with a D.
Scooby-Doo: Rick, with a D.
Dick Dastardly: D-d-d-dick.
Scooby-Doo: Ra-ra-ra-Rick.
Dick Dastardly: DIICCCKK.
Mel Richmond: You must be from the show, right?
Fred: Yeah, we're contestants.
Mel Richmond: Right. Well, uh, good luck to you. You make a cute couple.
Daphne: We're not a cute couple! I mean, heh, we're not a couple... So we can't be a cute one, although we would be if we were. Which we're not. I mean, it's not like we don't like each other, we just don't "like" like each other. It's just not likely. Right, Fred? Or do we? We don't right? Do we? Why are we talking about this so much? Can we just, change the subject now, please? This is none of your business!
Daphne: Fred, why do ghosts and monsters and stuff turn up where ever we go? Is it something about us?
Fred: No, this happens to everyone.
Daphne: What?
Fred: It would be too much of a coincidence if this only happened to us. So logically everyone must run into ghosts and monsters all the time.
Daphne: Really?
Fred: Sure, it's simple math. They must be everywhere.
Daphne: Hey, that's not the song we're doing.
Fred: This is a little something I wrote myself.
Shaggy: Like, that's catchy.
Fred: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
Shaggy: Right.
Daphne: Wow, Fred, that's beautiful. I really like you. It! I like it! Not you. I mean I like you but... Heh, I, uh, like your song.
Fred: Thanks!
Don't Fool With a Phantom - S2-E8
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, aren't our wax statues the greatest?
Scooby: Yeah.
Daphne: Just what are you fellas going to do with those wax dummies you made?
Shaggy: Well like simple, next time we have a mystery, those dummies can go instead of us.
Fred: There's only one problem. How to tell one pair of dummies from the other.
Shaggy: Very funny, very funny.
Scooby: Yeah. Rery funny.
Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal.
Megatron: Can't Thrust carry out a simple mission?
Starscream: I think the answer is obvious.
Megatron: Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity.
Megatron: Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough.
Starscream: Oh, how it pains me to do this!
Megatron: Wait, I still function!
Starscream: Wanna bet?
Megatron: Prime!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!
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