Lynn: Get out. Get out. You son of a bitch.
Elliot: Think you just insulted yourself, mom.
Lynn: Shut up and go fuck yourself!
Bruce Wayne: If you were to go into the past, you have no idea what the consequences would be.
Barry Allen: Bruce, I could fix things.
Bruce Wayne: You could also destroy everything.
Bruce Wayne: Tell me something. You can go anywhere you want, right? Any timeline, any universe. Why do you want to stay and fight for this one?
Barry Allen: Because this is the one where my mom lives.
Barry Allen: Time has a pattern that it can't help reliving. Different people, different worlds, drawn to each other like magnets.
Barry Allen: I completely broke the universe! I created a universe with no metahumans, and now there's no-one to defend us.
Barry Allen: Want some help?
Barry Allen: Are you in?
Wonder Woman: Nice suit. Looking good, Flash.
Flash: Oh, uh thank you.
Wonder Woman: [To Batman] And you are welcome.
Batman: My ego's far too big to say "thank you" to someone else. I developed this all powerful persona to compensate for my childhood trauma.
Al Falcone: I too have childhood trauma.
Wonder Woman: The Lasso of Truth. Never gets old.
Batman: [Struggling to get the Lasso off] I'd do a lot better just giving all my money away. If I really wanted to end crime, I should end poverty.
Flash: [Helping with the Lasso] I know sex exists. But, I've just never experienced it.
Barry Allen: I eat a lot of snacks. I'm like a black hole of snacks...I'm a snackhole.
Barry Allen: What are your superpowers again?
Bruce Wayne: I'm rich.
Bruce Wayne: I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. See, I believe enemies are coming...
Barry Allen: Stop right there. I'm in.
Bruce Wayne: You are? Just like that?
Barry Allen: Yeah, I... I need... friends.
Bruce Wayne: Agreed.
Barry Allen: [Holds up batarang.] Can I keep this?
Barry Allen: Look man, I don't know who you are, but whoever you're looking for...
[Bruce throws a batarang at Barry, who steps back with super-human speed.]
Bruce Wayne: So you're fast.
Barry Allen: That feels like an oversimplification.
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