Quotes from Emma Stone movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Olive Penderghast: I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for "I love."

Olive Penderghast: I really like this guy, and I might even lose my virginity to him. I dunno when it'll happen. It might be five minutes from now, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on our wedding night, but the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. (01:25:40)

Nina: Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.

Grace Faraday: Where have you been all my miserable life?
Sgt. Jerry Wooers: Drinking.
Grace Faraday: That's no profession.

Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
Grace Faraday: Don't let me.

Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence.

Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
Shelley: He's gay?

Mia: People love what other people are passionate about.

Mia: It's pretty strange that we keep running into each other.
Sebastian: Maybe it means something.
Mia: I doubt it.
Sebastian: Yeah, I didn't think so.

Sebastian: Alright, I remember you. And yes, I'll admit that when we met, I was a little curt.
Mia: You were "curt?"
Sebastian: Alright, I was an asshole. I can admit that! But requesting "I Ran" from a serious musician? Too far!
Mia: Did you just say "a serious musician?"
Sebastian: That's not what I said.
Mia: That's a really cool outfit. Do you mind if I borrow it next week?
Sebastian: Why?
Mia: Because I have an audition coming up where I have to play a "serious" firefighter.

Mia: I'm always gonna love you.
Sebastian: I'm always gonna love you, too.

Sebastian: What do you mean you don't like jazz?
Mia: It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it.

Mia: I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick.

Mia: Maybe I'm not good enough!
Sebastian: Yes, you are.
Mia: Maybe I'm not! It's like a pipe dream.
Sebastian: This is the dream! It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's very, very exciting.

Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on.

Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!
Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

Bella Baxter: Why keep it in my mouth if it is revolting?

Bella Baxter: I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence.

Columbus: Oh, Bill Murray.
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before... But that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[Tallahassee looks annoyed.]
Wichita: She's 12.

Madison: Stupid nut allergy. I think it was that trail mix that Wichita gave me.
Wichita: Who knew there were nuts in trail mix?
Madison: Not me... I thought it was vegan.