Quotes from Emma Roberts movies and TV shows

Aquamarine: Her dad makes the weather?
Claire: No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine: And she's a princess?
Hailey: No, just a royal bitch.

Claire: Hail, did you order a SAND-witch?

Dustin: You and George should be together, Sally.
Sally Howe: We're just friends.
Dustin: There's no such thing.

Sally Howe: Thanks for covering for me.
George Zinavoy: No problem.
Sally Howe: Why did you?
George Zinavoy: Uhh, I don't know. Uhh, you were doing something so renegade that I thought you deserved to get away with it. I run afoul of the authorities so often, I figured I could handle it better than you.
Sally Howe: You're really weird.

George Zinavoy: I'm sorry, I ruined your night.
Sally Howe: No, I'm sorry. I lost you. I didn't keep my promise.

Sally Howe: Are you okay?
George Zinavoy: I'm allergic to hormones.
Sally Howe: What hormones?
George Zinavoy: My own.

Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's - that's eatting, sleeping, peeing and pooping.
Andi: That's four.
Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?

Scott Bartlett: What did you hear?
Adrianna Bragg: I heard you fingered me and it was like the inside of a jelly donut. Uch, Scott, that is so disgusting.

Scott Bartlett: You know, they say no matter where you are on Long Island, you can always hear the train. Can't get far enough away.
Adrianna Bragg: What are you, Walt Whitman now?

Nancy Drew: I wonder who tried to kill us?
Corky: Yeah, I'm wondering that too. In fact, I'm kind of freaking out about it.

Ned Nickerson: There it is. Just like clockwork.
Nancy Drew: What?
Ned Nickerson: Postpartum depression. You're sad the case is over.
Nancy Drew: That's ridiculous. I'm glad it all worked out.
Ned Nickerson: You're only happy when there is trouble. This I know for sure.

Nancy Drew: Ned can I ask you a question?
Ned Nickerson: Mhm.
Nancy Drew: Can you tell when a girl looks at you and is thinking how much she likes you and is wondering if you like her and thinking how important it is for you to say how you feel before she says anything more about how she feels about you or anyone else they might be jealous of because she's already said how she feels how she's said in her own way?
Ned Nickerson: Uh, can you repeat the question?

Inga: I noticed you were wearing Penny Loafers. Did your podiatrist suggest them are or you being ironic?
Nancy Drew: I like old fashioned things.
Inga: Oh... we've noticed.

Chanel Oberlin: What fresh hell is this?

Addie Singer: Ever since Ben's Bar Mitzvah, he's been trying to make everything a right of passage.

Rose O'Reilly: You're making $250,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!
Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?

Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!
David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!

Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?

Poppy: It's nice to see you when I'm not half-naked or delirious.
Freddie: I wouldn't speak too soon... is it wrong of me to say that?