Quotes from Elliott Gould movies and TV shows

Ted Henderson: What are you doing Alice?
Alice Henderson: I'm getting undressed.
Carol Sanders: Alice, relax.
Alice Henderson: Oh! Relax.
Ted Henderson: Stop it, Alice.
Alice Henderson: I am being honest! I am doing what I feel like doing.
Carol Sanders: Well, what do you feel like doing?
Alice Henderson: I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
Carol Sanders: And what is that?
Alice Henderson: Orgy! Have an orgy! Orgy! Orgy. Orgy! Orgy.

Ted Henderson: First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.

Robert Caulfield: You wouldn't know sincerity if it ran over you.
Judy Drinkwater: Not if you were driving it.

Robert Caulfield: Somebody took a shot at me.
Walter Loughlin: When?
Robert Caulfield: Yesterday.
Walter Loughlin: Thank God I've got an alibi.

Kay Brubaker: You haven't found what you're looking for. You're embarrassed about bothering me again. However, there are one or two questions more you'd like to ask me. It's something personal and you won't bother me any more.
Robert Caulfield: I haven't found what I'm looking for. I feel embarrassed about bothering you again. However, there are one or two more questions I'd like to ask you. It's something personal and I won't bother you any more.