Paul Doyle: Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!
Jack Bruno: Don't go in the pimped out fridge Jack.
Jack Bruno: You do know how to fly this thing, right?
Tony: How do you think we got here?
Jack Bruno: Well, you crashed. Remember?
Tia: My brother and I, we're not from your planet.
Jack Bruno: Well, you don't look like aliens.
Tia: What's an alien look like?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like! They're like little green people with antennas, and "Take me to your leader, Earthlings!"
Davis Okoye: Of course the wolf flies. (01:26:25)
Davis Okoye: Well even assholes deserve a second chance. (00:50:20)
Nelson: Is it me, or is he considerably bigger?
Davis Okoye: Oh, he's definitely bigger. (00:16:35)
Connor: Don't mess with mother Africa, know what I'm s...[Davis Okoye throws up his fist to symbol stop.]
Nelson: Everything okay, boss?
Davis Okoye: No it's not... don't move a muscle. [He looks down at everybody's feet, them doing the same.] Junior here is dropping a loooot of monkey shit with these made up stories. [Everybody laughs.] Was very entertaining though. (00:05:50 - 00:06:15)
Nelson: Listen buddy. Since everybody else is afraid to tell you this, of course I will... It's um... uh, what's the terminology? Weird! You like hanging out with animals more than people.
Davis Okoye: They get me. Animals like you, they lick you. They don't like you they eat you. You always know where you stand. (00:12:15)
Dr. Kate Caldwell: This is insane, we're gonna die!
Davis Okoye: Probably! Now go. (00:47:35)
Dr. Kate Caldwell: And what happened to the poachers?
Davis Okoye: Well they shot at us. And they missed... I shot back. I didn't. (00:53:50)
Davis Okoye: You're a geneticist, you're not a shrink.
Dr. Kate Caldwell: I also have a PHD on calling people on their shit.
Davis Okoye: Ah, well this oughtta be good then. (00:54:50)
Dr. Kate Caldwell: Wow, that went way better than I thought it would.
Davis Okoye: Yeah it did. You know I was hoping I could knock him out too though.
Dr. Kate Caldwell: You know there are other ways of dealing with people, right?
Davis Okoye: I do know that, yeah. But that's no fun. (01:01:55)
[Mutant alligator gets emerges from the water and roars.]
Davis Okoye: Well, that sucks. (01:07:20)
Dr. Kate Caldwell: I thought you were dead.
Davis Okoye: Well I think she missed all the vital organs, but uh... don't jinx it. (01:16:45)
Davis Okoye: Hey! Come and get me you ugly son of a bitch. (01:26:40)
Nolan Booth: This whole time you were working for her?
John Hartley: Not for, with. Like partners.
The Bishop: Yeah, we're both The Bishop. Surprise.
John Hartley: There are two bishops in chess.
The Bishop: And a whole lotta pawns.
John Hartley: You know what I think is funny, Booth?
Nolan Booth: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
John Hartley: We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
Nolan Booth: I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
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