Quotes from Donald Glover movies and TV shows

Football, Feminism and You - S1-E6

Troy Barnes: You're saying I could be a lawyer.
Jeff Winger: I'm saying you're a football player! It's in your blood!
Troy Barnes: That's racist.
Jeff Winger: Your soul!
Troy Barnes: That's racist.
Jeff Winger: Your eyes?
Troy Barnes: That's gay?
Jeff Winger: That's homophobic.
Troy Barnes: That's black.
Jeff Winger: THAT'S racist!
Troy Barnes: Damn.

Red Cargo: I have to do what's best for everyone.
Deni Maroon: Yeah, but... how do you know what's best for everyone?

Red Cargo: So, you play the guitar?
Deni Maroon: I like to think I do a little more than that.

Duncan: Our most consistent customer has Alzheimer's.
Jason: Mrs. Kimmel does not have Alzheimer's.
Duncan: She bakes fifty pies a day for her dead husband. Most of the pies are filled with soap.

Lando Calrissian: I hate you.
Han Solo: I know.

Han Solo: I heard a story about you. I was wondering if it's true.
Lando Calrissian: Everything you've heard about me is true.

Lando Calrissian: I don't like it, I don't agree with it, but I accept it.

Lando Calrissian: Do you want anything?
L3-37: Equal rights?