Archie: Oh you see that, he's licking me. He loves me.
Keats: No, he just finished licking his balls and now he wants to get that nasty taste out of his mouth.
Quotes from Damon Wayans movies and TV shows
Jimmy Dix: Ray, if we go any faster we're gonna travel back in time.
Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.
Michael Kyle: Well, guess what Junior? You're from the mean streets of Stamford, Connecticut.
Michael Kyle: You getting high?
Michael Kyle, Jr.: No.
Michael Kyle: Why not?
Michael Kyle: But all the music you listen to is full of cussing. Why don't you listen to Marvin Gaye? He never swore... well, until his father shot him.
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