Eugene Hunt: I want you to see it... the light... then nothing.
Nick Mann: Up yours you fucking freak.
Kurgan: I'm in disguise.
Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer... Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case, I'm crazy anyway.
Lex Luthor: You help me, and you can use the Deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys?
Joker: I don't know who you're referring to.
Lex Luthor: Come on! Batman... Oh... You were...
Joker: Joking! I'm the Joker.
Lex Luthor: Joker, can we move things along?
Joker: Oh, you're no fun to shop with, Lexy.
Joker: So Lex, when you're president, can I be vice president?
[Computer beeps showing Batman in pursuit.]
Lex Luthor: ... I think we've got company.
Joker: You didn't answer my question.
Gus Gilbert: You bury your own.
Gus Gilbert: No Brain, no pain... think about it.
Gus Gilbert: Now I thought we were going to tone down on your flabby ass.
Drew Gilbert: Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud you are.
Gus Gilbert: Get your ass out here Drew Gilbert, front and center.
Drew Gilbert: He is gonna kick my ass.
Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
Prisoner: He took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' him with my baton up your ass!
Captain Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
Captain Hadley: That's it. Step aside, Mert, this fucker is having himself an accident!
Mr. Krabs: Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order.
Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs - S2-E6
Mr. Krabs: What's the most important rule here?
Spongebob: No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs: No, the other most important rule!
Spongebob: Only discuss the secret formula with Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: As long as you do that, the formula is safe.
Squidward: I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off for tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs: But what's today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Squidward: What?
Spongebob's Last Stand - S7-E22
Mr. Krabs: Alright, Plankton! It's Eugene Krabs, here, with, What's-His-Name! Now come on out!
Plankton: I can't.
Mr. Krabs: Come on outside, and take what's coming to you!
Plankton: I really can't come outside!
SpongeBob: Why not?
Plankton: Because I'm already out here, you bumbling bottom feeders! Open your eyes for crying out loud!
Mr. Krabs: The health inspector is here! If he finds one health violation, he'll shut us down for good! We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes the Krusty Krab!
Spongebob Squarepants: But, Mr. Krabs, there's nothing to worry about. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.
Mr. Krabs: You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son?
[Squidward believes Spongebob has swallowed an exploding pie.]
Squidward Tentacles: We gotta call the hospital!
Mr. Krabs: Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that pie hits his lower intestine - boom!
Squidward Tentacles: You've seen this before?
Mr. Krabs: 11 times, as a matter of fact.
[Squidward calls the hospital anyway.]
Squidward Tentacles: Hello, doctor. Won't do any good? 11 times?!?
Spongebob's Last Stand - S7-E22
Mr. Krabs: Come on, lad. Let's go give that Plankton a piece of our minds.
[SpongeBob literally rips out a piece of his head.]
SpongeBob: Think this piece should do the trick.
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