Quotes from Christian Slater movies and TV shows

Edward Carnby: If they disrupt electricity, how come my flashlight still works?

Cabbie: You travel light.
Edward Carnby: I carry enough baggage for the both of us.

Young Boy: What's the matter, mister? You have a nightmare?
Edward Carnby: Yeah. I was sitting... alone in the dark... hearing noises.
Young Boy: My mommy says that there is nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
Edward Carnby: Your mother's wrong, kid. Being afraid of the dark is what keeps most of us alive.

Lewis Farrell: They'll last longer if you put a little 7-Up in the water. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but, it works.

Lewis Farrell: Every now and then, um, everybody's entitled to too much perfection.

Lewis Farrell: I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.

Riley Hale: You're out of your mind.
Vic Deakins: Yeah. Ain't it cool?

Colonel Wilkins: And, I have an obligation to follow my orders and return you to McMurron. Now, do you know what orders are, captain?
Riley Hale: Yes, sir. I do.
Colonel Wilkins: Good. Because I'm about to break them.

Vic Deakins: You know, I thought about bringing you in on this, Hale. You know why I didn't?
Riley Hale: Cause I would've said no?
Vic Deakins: Nah. If you said no, I would've just killed you. I was afraid you were gonna say yes.

Zak: Keep the stereo, dude.
Pips: Thanks... dude.

Pips: Why don't you come with me and the boys? We'll give you a taste of real FernGully wildlife? Unless of course you're not up to it.
Zak: I'm up for anything you can dish out, bud.

Brian Kelly: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

Brian Kelly: If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Tina Trac: How did you get to be so cynical?
Brian Kelly: Practice.

Tom: I was looking for a place to hide it.
Wayne Bryce: From what? Swamp Thing?

Tom: Watch your step.

Sheriff: You took the money. Didn't you son?
Tom: Yeah I hid it in the cemetery.
Wayne Bryce: Why you do that?
Tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?

Tom: What did you hit me with, anyway?
Karen: It was a crucifix. (Everyone looks at her) What? It was all I could find.
Tom: Great, I'm gonna have people from all around the world come to see the impression of Jesus on my forehead.

Ralf Coleman: Then you tell me what you'd call a man who's stupid enough to piss off a maniac with a fucking loaded gun?
Bob Maconel: I'd call him a maniac with his own fucking loaded gun.

J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and aids jokes.