Lewis Farrell: They'll last longer if you put a little 7-Up in the water. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but, it works.
Lewis Farrell: Every now and then, um, everybody's entitled to too much perfection.
Lewis Farrell: I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.
Kim: Prince Charming probably would have turned out to be a dick.
Kim: You got material like this, who wants the truth?