Quotes from Chris Kattan movies and TV shows

Corky Romano: You know, I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover use to wear a dress.
Corky: Just tell me why, Brick.
Brick: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
Corky: Not Hoover, you.
Brick: I think it's time to get on with the meeting.
Corky: What meeting?
Brick: The meeting between your genitals and this knife.

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Organ Donor Stu: What is wrong with my neck?
Doctor: You broke it, you're an organ donor.

Kamehl Butabi: What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them.
Doug Butabi: It's NOT a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme.
Kamehl Butabi: You're a jungle theme.

Doug Butabi: Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home?
Steve: Yeah, we should go for lunch after this.

Doug Butabi: Idiot.
Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.

Steve: What's up? Wanna dance?
Vivica: Yes.
Steve: Alright, take it easy.
Doug Butabi: Steve, she said yes.
Steve: ...what?

Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."

Doug Butabi: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can not take away our dreams.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

Doug Butabi: Broke the window again.

Steve Butabi: Good, how are you?
Doug Butabi: About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.
Steve Butabi: BMW.
Doug Butabi: Right at sunset.
Steve Butabi: Vanilla mostly.