Quotes from Charlie Sheen movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

David Ackerman: I'm going to blow that shit you call brains all over my partner here.

David Ackerman: Do you think I like dragging around after you all day? I fucking hate it! And I hate the way you drive. And I hate your stinkin' whiskey breath.
Nick Pulovski: And I hate your uptight regulation-spouting boy scout horseshit. And I hate the little fucking creases in your pants. And I hate these fucking donuts. These fruitcake little ones, with the goddamn pinky shit! Nobody eats that shit.

George: Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's... She's dead.
Tom: Oh. I better tell her.
George: No, no, no. I can do it. Sue?
Sue: Yes?
George: You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yeah.
George: She's dead!
Sue: Aah!
George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!
Sue: My dog's dead?
George: I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!

George: I have a dream.
Tom: What is your dream?
George: To have a dream.

Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
Guard: You're under arrest.
Porthos/Aramis: A fool.
Guard: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh, don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist. Just give us a moment.

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - S2-E8

Berta: Well gadzooks! Zippy's got his freak on.
Charlie: Yeah he has.
Berta: Well if they can put a man on the moon they can put a woman on your brother. (00:03:04)

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I Can't Afford Hyenas - S1-E14

Charlie: Your dad owns a bank?
Rose: Well no. Me, my brother and sister own 49%.
Charlie: Really.
Charlie: What about your mum?
Rose: Oh she doesn't have a bank.
Charlie: Oh.
Rose: She's in oil.

Apologies for the Frivolity - S4-E6

Bobby the waiter: We haven't seen your mother here for quite some time.
Charlie: Well, maybe you just didn't recognize her. Like Satan, my mother can take many forms.

Apologies for the Frivolity - S4-E6

Berta: Come on Charlie. The only difference between those two broads, is that you came out of one and you...
Charlie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Bud Fox: Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Bud Fox: Why do you need to wreck this company?
Gordon Gekko: Because it's WRECKABLE, all right? I took another look at it and I changed my mind!

Bud Fox: What I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand the fact that his son's become more successful than he has!
Carl Fox: What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his wallet!