Ripley: Are you attracted to me?
Clemens: In what way?
Ripley: In that way.
Clemens: Very direct.
Ripley: I've been out here a long time.
Clemens: That's a bit uncharitable.
Andrews: Listen to me, you piece of shit! You screw with me one more time, I'll cut you in half!
Clemens: I'm sorry, I don't think I understand.
Clemens: I'm a doctor. You're the jailer.
Andrews: We both know exactly what you are.
Jonah Alan: We opened Pandora's box. And there's no closing it now.
Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey.
Jack Slater: Did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun.
Benedict: No, Jack. I just left one chamber empty.
Tammy, Hell's Kitchen Hooker: Sweetheart, wanna have a party?
Benedict: How old are you?
Tammy, Hell's Kitchen Hooker: Forget it.
Benedict: Take his shoes?
Benedict: The Fart goes off in seven minutes.
Benedict: Here, in this world, the bad guys can win.
Benedict: Gentlemen! Since you're about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains, Jack. You want Dracula? Drac-oolah? Hang on, I'll fetch him! Dracula, ha! I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger and a surprise party for Adolf Hitler. Hannibal Lector can do the catering. And then we'll all have a christening for Rosemary's Baby. All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here! They're lining up to get here and do you know why, Jack? Shall I tell you why, hm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win! I shall miss you, Jack.
Stephen Traynor: If Louisa can come up with things that Will is able and prepared to do, then that's all for the good, surely. Sports, concerts... I'd love to see him do any of these things.
Camilla Traynor: Okay, okay. Louisa, if you can get me a schedule, I'll see if I can shift things around in my diary.
Stephen Traynor: No. Let him do it for himself. Will needs to be allowed to feel like a man.
Camilla Traynor: He gave me 6 months. We can still persuade him.
Stephen Traynor: And do you think that the pretty waitress is going to do that?
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