Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol Danvers: Because before, you didn't have me.
James Rhodes: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Carol Danvers: Higher, further, faster, baby.
Carol Danvers: Nicholas Joseph Fury. You have three names?
Nick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.
Carol Danvers: What does your mom call you?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What do you call her?
Nick Fury: Fury.
Carol Danvers: What about your kids?
Nick Fury: If I have them, they'll call me Fury.
Carol Danvers: I have nothing to prove to you.
Maria Rambeau: You call me 'young lady' again, I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be.
Talos: Am I supposed to guess where that is?
Carol Danvers: Your ass!
Carol Danvers: I'm not gonna fight your war. I'm gonna end it.
Carol Danvers: I've been fighting with one arm tied behind my back. But what happens when I'm finally set free?
Nick Fury: So... you're not from around here.
Carol Danvers: It's hard to explain.
Carol Danvers: Has a Skrull ever simmed you?
Korath: Once... it was deeply disturbing.
Carol Danvers: Why?
Korath: Because I stared into the face of my mortal enemy and the face staring back was my own.
Carol Danvers: Did you have a rough day, Agent Fury?
Nick Fury: It was cool, you know? Had a space invasion, big car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9-to-5.
Carol Danvers: So you saw one?
Nick Fury: I was never one to believe in aliens, but I can't unsee that.
Vernon: Check out the merch.
Justine: That's not what he ordered.
Vernon: Fuck me.
Chris: He ordered M-16's. Different weapon.
Vernon: I'm not driving a fucking pizza delivery service.
Martin: Keep your shit together.
Vernon: You want the weapons? Or you don't want the weapons?
Preston Packard: We're soldiers, we do the dirty work so that families back home don't suffer! They shouldn't even know that a thing like this exists!
Mason Weaver: The world is bigger than this.
Preston Packard: Bitch, please.
Mason Weaver: We don't belong here.
Ma: I'm sorry that I'm not nice anymore, but you know what? Maybe if your voice saying "be nice" hadn't been in my head, then maybe I wouldn't have helped the guy with the fucking sick dog.
Talk Show Hostess: When he's older, will you tell Jack about his father?
Ma: Jack's not his. He's not his.
Talk Show Hostess: So are you saying that there were other men?
Ma: No! No. Um... A father is... a man who loves his child.
Talk Show Hostess: Of course. That's so true in a very real sense, but the... the biological relationship that you.
Ma: That's not a relationship.
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