Quotes from Bill Murray movies and TV shows - page 2 of 9

Garfield: Madam, I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your mumu.

Garfield: I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend, television.

Garfield: Muscle weighs more than fat.

Garfield: Sir Roland?
Persnikitty: In the fur.

Garfield: I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.

Garfield: I can do this. Beyond this intersection is just another intersection, and another, and another. On the other hand, I wonder if there's any meatloaf left in the fridge. No, now is not the time for a plate of meatloaf. Now is the time for a plate of courage. Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul-de-sac.

Garfield: Poor Odie. He faces a life of torture, neglect and degradation... Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me.

Garfield: I slept like a fat cat.

Garfield: Why, why has this happened? I was the one... it was all about me. Not about some... stupid, sniffling, smelly, high-maintenance... disco dog!.

Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it.
Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Train station computer.: Collision in 20 seconds.
Garfield: Gosh, you sound like my mother.

Garfield: If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

Garfield: I'll purr like a Ferrari. Make that a Jaguar.

Garfield: Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing lederhosen.

Garfield: I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.

Garfield: This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?

Frank Quinn: I sold 26 of the ugliest cars in the middle of December with the wind blowing so far up my ass I was farting snowflakes into July.

Frank Quinn: What are the odds in a funeral home going broke when you have a business that everybody on Earth needs? If you can't make that work, it's got to be you, right? And yet, I don't know. What do you do when people won't die?

Frank Quinn: You've been wanting a shot at sales. As of right now, you're on commission. Remember - foot in the door, establish trust, and drop the hammer.
Buddy: I'd rather you go too.
Frank Quinn: No doubt. But if you don't do this by yourself, you'll never know if you're any good. And you'll never be good if you don't know that you are.

Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Peter Venkman: They go up.