Quotes from Antonio Banderas movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

El Mariachi: Why me?
Sands: Frankly, because you've got nothing to live for... and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?

Luis: She's not coming back, is she Sarah?
Sarah: She never was here. You've been married to a dream. A dream that stole your soul.

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Luis: It turns out I know a lot less about women than I thought I did.
Billy: [As Detective Downs] And I know too much. Consequently, I've not much use for them, apart from the necessities. For real intercourse, I prefer the company of men.

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Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!

Puss in Boots: My name would become legend.

Jill: Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!

Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!

Puss in Boots: My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!

Puss in Boots: You are not as good as they say you are, Miss Softpaws. You're better.

Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to.

Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.

Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.

Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.

Gregorio Cortez: Glasses, Quick.

Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.

Pierre Dulaine: I understand six languages and I speak five - all with a Spanish accent.

Pierre Dulaine: I want to teach your kids to dance.
Principal Augustine James: If theres' one thing they can do, it's dance.
Pierre Dulaine: Ballroom dance? Waltz, the foxtrot?
Principal Augustine James: Ok, where's the camera? Because if you're saying that you want to teach my kids the foxtrot I have to be on TV.