Quotes from Amanda Seyfried movies and TV shows

Savannah Curtis: Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you.

Savannah Curtis: The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all.

Mary Katherine: Who are you people?
Ronin: We are the Leafmen, protectors of the forest.

Mub: What's going on, baby girl?
Mary Katherine: Talking snails.
Mub: Actually, he's a snail. I'm a sluuuug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

Mary Katherine: I'm not from this world.
Nod: What happened? You got shrunk?
Mary Katherine: Yes.
Nod: Seriously?
Ronin: It's been a weird day for everybody.

Mary Katherine: My dad always told me stories about a hidden world. Where brave warriors watch over and protect us.

Sylvia Weis: I didn't mean to shoot him, I wanted to scare him.
Will Salas: I think you did both.

Will Salas: Don't worry he'll give up before we do.
[Gunshot richoches off wall nearby.]
Sylvia Weis: You sure about that?
Will Salas: No. (01:15:55)

Ssiscool ★

Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent. (01:29:43)

Ben's Mom

Needy: Don't you get it? The dance! It'll be an all-you-can-eat buffet! (01:16:00)

Ben's Mom

Jennifer: Gotta tampon?
Needy: [Shakes her head].
Jennifer: Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be pluggin'. (01:31:15)

Ben's Mom

Sophie: That's so romantic.
Charlie: What's so romantic about eating in the dirt?

Charlie: Patricia is my cousin!
Sophie: How is that legal?

Chuck: Fifty, maybe a hundred thousand.
Linda: To do another fuck film?
Chuck: No, Linda, it's Shakespeare. I told them you do a great English accent, particularly with a cock down your throat.

Linda: You know I spent exactly seventeen days in the pornography industry and somehow these seventeen days are suppose to define who I am for the rest of my life, but I hope that people can see me for who I really am. I mean Linda Lovelace was a fictitious character. My name is Linda Marchiano. I can finally be myself. I'm a mother and a wife and that is where I found my joy.

Sophie: I don't care if you've slept with hundreds of men!
Donna: I haven't slept with HUNDREDS of men!

Harry Bright: Is your father here?
Sophie: I don't know. I don't know who my father is.

Sophie: Are you my father?
Bill: Yes. I think so. Yes.
Sophie: You know what comes next?
Bill: You're not going to tell me you have a twin sister, are you?

Sophie: I've invited my dad to my wedding.
Ali: You found him!?
Sophie: Well, not exactly.

Marion Davies: Nobody but NOBODY makes a monkey outta William Randolph Hearst.