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New Student Starfish / Clams - S3-E14

SpongeBob: You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! It cost me one of my good noodle stars!
Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
SpongeBob: Gee Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!

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Tenacle-vision/I Heart Dancing - S7-E8

[SpongeBob dances].
Squidward: That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.
SpongeBob: Who put you on the planet?

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The Beeper Queen / Oskar Can't Read? - S4-E4

Oskar: Kitty, kitty, kitty. Do you want to pet the kitty? Yes, I want to pet the kitty. Pet, pet, pet. Look everybody, I'm petting the kitty.

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Dinner for Four / Phoebe Skips - S4-E5

Helga: I can't believe I told them the truth, and I wound up washing dishes.
Arnold: Come on, don't you feel better that you did the right thing?
Helga: No, not really.
Arnold: I think you do.
Helga: No, I don't, Arnold.
Arnold: You know Helga, I think what you did is pretty sophisticated.
Helga: Really?
Arnold: Yeah.
[Arnold sprays Helga with water and winks at her].
Helga: Oh, just shut up and rinse.

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The Secret Box / Band Geeks - S2-E14

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again].
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

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Stitch: Ohana means family. Family means nobody...
Nani: Nobody gets left behind.
Stitch: Or forgotten.

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Weird Cousin / Baby Oskar - S4-E11

Suzie: You expect everyone else to take care of you.
Oskar: Oh come on, I don't expect everyone else to take care of me, just you.
Suzie: Oh, Oskar!

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Krusty Towers/Mrs. Puff, You're Fired - S4-E9

Squidward: What's in these bags, rocks?
[Suitcase opens and rocks spill out].
Squidward: Hey, it's all rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life.

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The Aptitude Test / Oskar Gets a Job - S3-E9

Arnold: Look, you wanted me to help you get a job, and I did.
Oskar: Yeah, you did. Good for you. [To Grandma] I'll be right back, my beautiful Fatima!
Arnold: Your first day on the job, you said you had the stomach flu, and today, you said you had a bad back.
Oskar: What's your point?
Arnold: My point is, are you going to have another excuse tomorrow, or are you going to do your own job instead of making me do it for you?
Oskar: Arnold, of course I'm going to do my job, don't worry.
Arnold: Good.
Oskar: But I can't tomorrow, it's a national holiday from my old country, I forgot to tell you.
Arnold: That's it! I'm tired of all your excuses!
Oskar: Arnold, you seem a little cranky, maybe you should take a nap.
Arnold: Look, I only helped you because you said you were desperate. You said you wanted to change. I guess I was wrong. Mr. Kokoshka, I'm sorry, but you are a huge loser!

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