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Legacy from a Friend - S3-E18

Tracy Spencer: Besides, I kind of enjoy this.
Magnum: That's because your menu doesn't have prices on it. (00:17:05)

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J.'Digger' Doyle - S1-E17

Rick: Gee, I'm just trying to cheer you up a little bit.
Higgins: Don't. It would ruin a wonderful depression. (00:26:20)

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Birdman of Budapest - S3-E15

Higgins: Magnum, l must say, l'm impressed.
Magnum: With my dictionary?
Higgins: No, with your living quarters. They're actually tidy.
Magnum: Don't act so surprised!
Higgins: Where is all the...usual unpleasantness, the abandoned bits of food and drink, the soiled garments, the sundry unidentifiable artifacts l expect to find when l walk in?
Magnum: A-HA! That is precisely my point. You *expect* to walk in. Higgins...l don't walk in on you, do l?
Higgins: Of course you do. All the time, as a matter of fact. But I look upon it as one of life's little unpleasantries, like a minor rash or an ingrown toenail. (00:04:25)

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The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii - S1-E8

Magnum: There are times when one human being really shouldn't take advantage of another. But this wasn't one of them. (00:13:40)

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Of Sound Mind - S3-E12

Cousin Marina Pepesco: I'm entitled to some of the fortune, not you! Why, I practically grew up in this house!
Magnum: Then you'll know how to let yourself out. (00:26:40)

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Of Sound Mind - S3-E12

Higgins: If there is the slightest validity to what I am witnessing, I can now be certain that our creator is not only indifferent, he is cruel. (00:21:15)

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Of Sound Mind - S3-E12

Higgins: How fiendishly deceptive of you, Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.
Magnum: Cute Higgins, real cute.
Higgins: Why Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?
Magnum: Higgins, I'll have you know I used to be very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band!
Higgins: Well, how many sax players were there?!
Magnum: ...Anyway. I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.
Higgins: May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.
Magnum: Higgins, did you come here just to abuse me!? (00:05:25)

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Almost Home - S3-E10

Magnum: I could appeal to his heart.
Lieutenant Maggie Poole: Yeah. And his stomach.
Magnum: Oh, come on! That food stuff, that was just an excuse. Listen, underneath that stomach was a heart as big as...that stomach. (00:38:20)

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Almost Home - S3-E10

Magnum: Look, I am the private investigator. So let me investigate. In private! (00:17:20)

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Mr. White Death - S3-E8

Higgins: I say, your face is even more blank than usual. Did you encounter some difficulty in locating Earl's son?
Magnum: Yes. I mean no... Well, I...I mean, I don't know...
Higgins: Well put. (00:28:20)

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Mixed Doubles - S3-E9

TC: I am your coach! I am your mentor! I...I... will kill you if you don't play! (00:34:00)

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Mixed Doubles - S3-E9

Magnum: I'm sorry Rick. I'm a little rusty on the serve. I just gotta get it up a little more, but when I do, it'll be a monster.
TC: Not with that follow through.
Magnum: What's wrong with it?
TC: You need more extension.
Magnum: I do?
TC: Mmm-hmm.
Rick: Try and keep this one on the court will you. We're running out of balls!
Magnum: OK, this one will be in Rick, I promise.
(00:03:10)

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Black on White - S3-E5

Higgins: The Kikuyu could be a savage people. But then, so could we. Take away our bowlers and school ties, remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, set us down in the African bush where every living thing is killing or being killed, and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the Earth. (00:30:10)

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Past Tense - S3-E4

Magnum: So, you go in, swim underwater and you sneak around their flank.
Orville 'Rick' Wright : What, are you crazy? I'm no good at swimming underwater.
Magnum: Anybody can swim underwater!
Orville 'Rick' Wright : Anybody can drown, too! (00:37:50)

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Did You See the Sun Rise? - S3-E1

Mac: If you could do that all the way from Molokai, you might win, instead of finishing 87th.
I looked up the finishing order of last year's race, You came in behind a 12-year-old girl from Kauai. Kiki Kahuna.
Magnum: What do you want, Mac?
Mac: I thought you might wanna win this year. Or at least beat a 12-year-old girl.
Magnum: She's 13 by now. (00:21:30)

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