Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Van Rankin, we'd like to search your pie.
Van Rankin: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again.
18th Oct 2024
Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Van Rankin, we'd like to search your pie.
Van Rankin: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again.
18th Oct 2024
Mr. Monk and the Three Pies - S2-E11
Captain Stottlemeyer: I like to have more than 'lack of pie' when I go to a grand jury.
22nd May 2023
Let It Snow - S5-E11
Mac Robinson: Hey Dan, did you burn my assembly instructions?
Dan Fielding: What's the big deal? You stick tab A into slot B. Who can't do that?
Prostitute: You'd be surprised.
19th Jul 2019
God: Crowley was in Hell's bad books. Not that Hell has any other kind.
19th Jul 2019
Crowley: Ciao [leaves].
Ligur: What's that mean, 'Ciao'?
Hastur: It's Italian. I think it means 'food.'
4th Jun 2019
The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6
Pepper: I believe in peace, bitch!
4th Jun 2019
Saturday Morning Funtime - S1-E4
Aziraphale: [After accidentally disincorporating himself] Fuck!
4th Jun 2019
Hastur: [After slaughtering a room full of telemarketers] I needed that.
4th Jun 2019
Death: Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it leaving early to avoid the rush.
4th Jun 2019
The Very Last Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives - S1-E6
Gabriel: Don't talk to me about the greater good, Sunshine. I'm the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.
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