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She's Having My Baby Back Ribs - S7-E17

Topanga: Eric, do you think I'm fat?
Eric: Yeah.

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As Time Goes By - S7-E20

Eric: It was one of those nights. You know the kind, like day, but darker.

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The Psychotic Episode - S6-E21

Cory: You gave me bad advice, Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: What do you mean?
Cory: You were in my dream, Mr. Feeny, and you gave me advice that sucked.
Mr. Feeny: I'm not responsible for Dream Feeny.

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Better than Average Cory - S6-E5

Cory: I did a terrible thing. I mean, I did the worst thing that I could possibly do. I told my father he was average.
Shawn: I told my dad that once. He was thrilled.

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Honesty Night - S5-E21

Mr. Feeny: If I may, five words: Topanga is correct.
Cory: That's only three.
Mr. Feeny: You moron!

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And Then There Was Shawn - S5-E17

Topanga: Look, none of us is the killer. There has to be somebody else in here and there has to be another way out. Somebody has to find a way out.
Eric: Fine, I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest.

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And Then There Was Shawn - S5-E17

Mr. Feeny: Now listen, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!

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Cult Fiction - S4-E21

Eric: Which one of you brainwashed nuts validates parking?

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The Pink Flamingo Kid - S3-E17

Mr. Feeny: I'm frustrated to see two young men throw away a friendship.
Shawn: Yeah, well the way I see it Mr. Feeny, you don't need friends. OK, especially friends like him.
Mr. Feeny: Then who do you count on, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Family. Your family is always there for you. Come on, Mr. Feeny, a guy like you with no friends, you gotta know I'm right.

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Life Lessons - S3-E18

Topanga: Cory, do not even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.

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New Friends and Old - S3-E13

Shawn: Cory, are you alone?
Cory: No, I tried to get away on my bike, but Frankie jogged behind me the entire way. I mean, pound for pound, he's the fastest man on Earth.

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Hometown Hero - S3-E5

Connie: I'm going to get right to the point here. Has being a hero changed Cory?
Eric: Well you know, Connie, I've also got some birthday wishes. Gorgeous Edna Stein is 100 years young today. Happy birthday, Edna.
Alan: Eric, go to your room.
Eric: Uh, Dad, this is live TV.
Alan: I don't care.

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Truth and Consequences - S3-E7

Mr. Williams: The assignment was to find me a news story. Now how is Jell-O news?
Shawn: When it's used for evil.

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This Little Piggy - S3-E6

Eric: Alright, look Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

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He Said, She Said - S3-E4

Mr. Turner: Hey George, what's up?
Mr. Feeny: Well, I just wanted to be sure you knew that the Hunter boy missed his history test this morning.
Mr. Turner: He what?
Cory: Oh, that's my fault, my fault. I was supposed to tell you that Shawn had a severe case of, uh, help me out here.
Mr. Feeny: Sloth?
Cory: Yes, Hong Kong sloth.

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Williams: I'm here to teach you to find the truth in the media. Because there is a difference between what they say, and what is real.
Mr. Turner: That was very good. Watch this: Hunter, what did he just say?
Shawn: Something about Israel.

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Turner: Matthews, Hunter, stand up.
Shawn: I didn't do it.
Mr. Turner: Get up. Hunter, who's your best friend?
Shawn: You are, sir!

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Turner: Man, I'm sorry, Eli. I still think you would've made a great teacher though, man.
Mr. Williams: Why? I mean, I have nothing to say to kids. I don't even understand kids.
Mr. Turner: But you know how to communicate, man, and you know how to do it honestly.
Mr. Williams: And that's what got me fired from producing the 6 o'clock news. I'm trying to show people what's really going on with slumlords in Philadelphia, and the station manager is saying "Well, let's see more of that woman that walks to work naked."

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Back 2 School - S2-E1

Frankie: Hey! [Picks Cory up and slams him against locker.]
Cory: What'd I do!?
Frankie: You were almost in my way.
Cory: [Looks over notes] You're Frankie Stecchino, right?
Frankie: Yeah, how'd you know?
Cory: [Reading notes] "Strong territorial sense."
Shawn: We were just looking for our homeroom.
Joey: [Points at locker] It's in there.
Shawn: In there?
Joey: Right there.
Shawn: Thank you. Thank you very much. [Opens locker] Hey, I'm the first one here. [Gets in locker and closes it.]
Frankie: And now for you. Why was you almost in my way?
Cory: You know, if I was in my homeroom, I wouldn't be anywhere near your way.
Frankie: Huh?
Joey: I think he's saying that if he was someplace else, he wouldn't be here.
Frankie: What? You sayin' I'm gay!?
Joey: No, no I didn't say that. Come on, let's finish him off.
Frankie; No, I need to be alone with my thoughts.

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The Thrilla' in Phila' - S2-E21

Vader: Feeny, you can't tell me what to do anymore. I'm not one of your punk students. I'm the face of death!
Mr. Feeny: You were scarier when you had acne.

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