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Black Widower - S7-E1

Jax Teller: SAMCRO is throwing me a little homecoming bash tonight at our new adult entertainment facility.
Marcus Alvarez: You talking about that shitty porn warehouse on the docks?
Jax Teller: When you say it like that, it kind of loses all its magic.

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Falx Cerebri - S2-E6

Polly Zobelle: Charge me or get out.
David Hale: [Picks up a shard of glass] Tell you what I'm gonna do. I slice open my arm, and charge you with aggravated assault on a peace officer. You'll do a three year pop in the San Joa dyke lodge - no questions asked.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Clay Morrow: Only two things feel good in the joint, that's jerking off, and thinking about all the shit you're going to do when you get out. Darby's been in there for three years, I just want to make sure all his big shot dreams ended up in his cum rag, and not on his 'to do' list.

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Season 7 generally

Tig Trager: You know why I like working with you, Hap? You make me look like the normal one.
Happy Lowman: Whatever.

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Bainne - S3-E11

Bobby Munson: I'd tap that.
Jax Teller: Dude, you're twice her age and three times her weight.
Bobby Munson and Opie Winston: So?

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Potlatch - S2-E8

Tara Knowles: [Referring to Chibs' wife] I'm sensing she's not your favorite.
Gemma Teller: There have been three women I'm afraid of: my mother, my third grade math teacher, and that Irish bitch.

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Toil and Till - S7-E2

Wayne Unser: Don't buy into that white-trash myth, these guys are not cretins. Jax Teller is formidable; as smart as he is dangerous.

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To Thine Own Self - S5-E11

Jackson Teller: The thug-side of you wants to chop my head off, but the fed side of you struggles with the felony whacking.
Luis Torres: Actually, both sides are okay with whacking - one side just has paperwork.

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