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Abe Sapien: Hm, touched you for 5 seconds and layed 3 eggs in you.
Hellboy: Didn't even buy me a drink first.

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Hellboy: Red means. STOP.

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Professor Broom: In the absence of light, darkness prevails.

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Shrek: Who sent you here?
Little pig: Lord Farquad did. He huffed and he puffed and he... Signed an eviction notice.

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Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.

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Season 1 generally

Rita Repulsa: Ah, after 10,000 years I'm free. Time to conquer Earth. (00:00:04)

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Black Ranger: What is this? Pick on the frog day?

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Ivan Ooze: Do you know what it's like to be trapped in an egg for 6,000 years? Bloody boring.

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Abiquiu - S3-E11

Jesse Pinkman: Why should I buy a nail salon?
Saul Goodman: To pay taxes!
Jesse Pinkman: You want me to buy a nail salon so I can...pay taxes? I'm a criminal yo.

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The Joker: And here. We. Go.

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Fatty McButterpants - S3-E3

Carrie Heffernan: Ok, Maybe you're a little...big.
Arthur Spooner: Why is this even a discussion? The man's gargantuan.

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The Pineapple Incident - S1-E10

Barney: Your problem Ted is, you think, think, think. I'm teach you to Do, Do, Do.
Marshall: Ha! Do-Do.
Barney: Totally.

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Effie Trinkett: Happy hunger games. And may the odds be ever in your favour.

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Christine: There was this really funky smell in my room too. Like someone died.
Carolyn: Is it still there?
Christine: No.
Carolyn: Problem solved.

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