Lamar Davis: All right, motherfucker.
Franklin Clinton: You the motherfucker, you'd better watch out for them ballas they gonna be on you now. The cops gonna be on your ass too.
Lamar Davis: Yeah I ain't worried about it, I'm a motherfucking gangster, you know how I do. I can take care of my sizelf.
Franklin: No the fuck you cizain't.
Michael de Santa: First, you take a hostage against my advice, and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her? Are you nuts?!
Trevor Phillips: She's-.
Michael de Santa: She's a sixty year old housewife!
Trevor: Ahh, she's fifty seven!
Michael de Santa: Where have you two been?
Trevor Phillips: Getting some fresh air.
Patricia Madrazo: Talking of beautiful things.
Michael de Santa: Yes, I hear Stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of year.
Wade Hebert: Are we nearly there yet?
Trevor Phillips: No, Wade.
Wade Hebert: Are we nearly nearly there?
Trevor Phillips: You keep this up, you're not going to get there at all.
Wade Hebert: Can you tell me a story?
Trevor Phillips: No, Wade.
Wade Hebert: Let's play a game then. You know Animal, Mineral or Vegetable? I'll go first. I'm nanotechnology.
Trevor Phillips: [confused.] Uh, you're what?
Wade Hebert: Ooh. Dammit. I gave it away. I wasn't supposed to say what I am. I'll start again. Animal, vegetable or mineral.
Trevor Phillips: Hey, hey, hey. How about this? I'll tell you a story if you promise never to speak again.
Wade Hebert: I like stories.
Michael De Santa: Can you stop being an asshole, please?
Trevor Phillips: I respect your service, but can you fuck off?
Franklin Clinton: This water is as cold as a motherfucker.
Security Guard: I saw your face, I'll remember you.
Michael Townley: You forget a thousand things every day. How about you make sure this is one of them?
Trevor Phillips: That's it. That giant sprawl. Los Santos.
Wade Hebert: This is the place! I seen it on the holiday card.
Trevor Phillips: Never eat Indian people.
Trevor Philips: You suck cock, but you don't eat meat. It don't make sense to me!
Trevor Phillips: I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work. Then He, kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry.
Michael De Santa: Did you kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him.
Michael De Santa: Oh, fuck.
Trevor Phillips: But I did kidnap his wife!
Michael De Santa: Oh no! Oh shit, the fuck did you do?!
Trevor Phillips: So Michael. This is where dead men come to life.
Chosen answer: It is called a Civillian Caddy. Also the location being referred to is not San Andreas, but in fact Sandy Shores.
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