Ma-Ti: You're a fool, Critic! A damn fool! You cannot change your destiny! You can only choose to meet it... and you will fail.
Cinema Snob: The point I'm trying to get across is fuck you.
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you.
Cinema Snob: Fuck you.
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you.
JewWario: Oh, won't somebody think of the children?
Nostalgia Critic: What started as just an acre of land will blossom into something more than an acre of land.
Linkara: Yeah, like two acres of land.
Benzaie: Shit! Cinema Snob is gone, now what do we do?
Linkara: I suggest an attack. A full-frontal assault by all of us. I'll orchestrate it myself.
Angry Joe: Damn it, man! He'll have plenty of time to set off the detonator! He'll kill us all.
Linkara: I can do this Joe! I've seen "Patton" over a hundred times.
