Tangled (2010)

Flynn Rider: Did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes?

Rapunzel: I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.

Flynn Rider: The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don't remember most of it.

Mother Gothel: Rapunzel, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's very annoying! I'm just teasing, you're adorable. I love you so much, darling.

Rapunzel: Who's that?
Flynn Rider: They don't like me.
Rapunzel: Who's that?
Flynn Rider: They don't like me either.
Rapunzel: And who's *that*?
Flynn Rider: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!

Flynn Rider: This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.

Flynn Rider: I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smoulder.

Flynn Rider: You should know that this is the strangest thing I have ever done!

Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will... Fate... Destiny...
Flynn Rider: A horse?

Flynn Rider: I have got to get me one of these!

Rapunzel: I can't believe I did this. I can't believe I did this! Mother would be so furious. That's okay though, what she doesn't know won't kill her? Oh my gosh, this would kill her. This is so fun! I am a horrible daughter. I'm going back. I am never going back! I am a despicable human being. Best day ever!

Rapunzel: So mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn't really respond, so I'm just gonna tell you: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Tada!
Mother Gothel: No no no, can't be. I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.
Rapunzel: That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing.