Roxanne Ritchie: So that's it then? You're just giving up?
Megamind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl. I'm going home.
Roxanne Ritchi: What's the plan?
Megamind: It mostly involves *not dying*!
Roxanne Ritchi: That's a good plan, I like that plan...!
Megamind: Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
Hal: If I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.
Roxanne Ritchi: Hmmm...?
Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby!. Okay, that sounded a little creepy...
Roxanne Ritchi: JUST a little.
Megamind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!
Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!
Hal Stewart/Titan: This is the last time you make a fool out of me!
Megamind: I made you a hero! You did the fool thing all by yourself!
Answer: When it was discovered he had superpowers, everyone assumed he would become a superhero. What else would he be - a super delivery man, garbage man or a super plumber?