Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!
Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!
Wallace Wells: Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... So is he.
Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.
Envy Adams: You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!
Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!
Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.
Ramona V. Flowers: We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim: Yeah well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.
