Vera Charles: I'm thrilled by the style and wit of each jest that you make. It's bracing to me. Trade quips with my bosom buddy. You Woolcott, you Benchley, you snake.
Vera Charles: However, in 'Fallen Angel' all of my clothes were done by Chanel! She said to me, 'Cheri' - she always called me Cheri - 'Cheri' she said, clothes not only make the woman, clothes make the world!' Oh she's brilliant! Sell her own mother, but brilliant. The costumes for my new show are so dazzling, that we expect complaints from the orchestra.
Vera Charles: Oh my God. Somebody's been sleeping in my dress.
Vera: I have an astronomical discovery for you. The man in the moon is a bitch.
Mame: Could you be persuaded to have a drink, dear?
Vera Charles: Well, maybe just a tiny triple.