Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Honey, will you put the kids to bed?
Madman's wife: Why can't we hire a maid?
Patrick 'Madman' Kelly: Why did I ever get married?
Dr. Harvey Mandrake: Perfect. Fuck. Ok stay here and get... butt fucked by 12 Neanderthals. Bitch.
Tony D'Amato: We're in hell right now gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell... one inch at a time.
Tony D'Amato: "It's TV, it changed everything, changed the way we think forever. I mean the first time they stopped the game to cut away to some fucking commercial that was the end of it. Because it was our concentration that mattered, not theirs, not some fruitcake selling cereal."
Jack Rose: Oh that's great! That's just fucking great! Did you get that?
Tony D'Amato: On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?
Dr. Ollie Powers: Where does it hurt?
Jack 'Cap' Rooney, #19: Right where you're touching it.
Christina Pagniacci: (Speaking to Tony) Why the hell do you think my father put me in charge you bullheaded moron.
Willie 'Alien' Beamen: Maybe it's not racism. Maybe it's just placism. A brother needs to know his place.
Jack Rose: It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me.
Tony D'Amato: Now I can't do it for ya, I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I've pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.
Christina Pagniacci: No intensity, no victory.
