George: So, let's see the penis! Bring on the penis.
Rocky: Okay, I think I got one. Tie him to a tree, pour some honey on his face, and leave him there all day and night.
Sam: Why?
Rocky: It's for the bugs, so they get on him and bite him.
Sam: No, we can't do that.
Rocky: Why not?
Sam: Well, what if a bear came along?
Sam: I dare you to drop your pants, and your underwear, and show all of us that famous dick of yours for ten seconds.
Marty: Okay. All right, I will show you... because I am proud of my boys. But after this, no-one is allowed to wimp out on any of their dares. Now, Millie, cover your eyes. Marty doesn't want to go to jail.
Marty: I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans.
Rocky: Everyone else wants to call it off.
Marty: Everyone else is a vagina.
Millie: I don't wanna be here.
Sam: You know, when we graduate high school, and become doctors and lawyers and all that kind of stuff... what do you think it would be like?
Millie: Fuck you.
Sam: Hey, fuck you.
Millie: No! Fuck you.
George: Whoever didn't bring life jackets on a boat trip is a moron.
Marty: I say we smoke that ham.
Rocky: You have to trust me on this one, Sam. I'm your big brother.
Sam: But I don't trust you.
Sam: What do you think's going to happen, Marty? Superman's gonna fly on Earth and turn back time?
Marty: No, I don't think Superman's going to turn back time.
Marty: That's what you get when you fuck with Martini Blank.
Millie: We can never be forgiven for what we did.
