Darryl: Thank you. And thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking.
Darryl: What is it with you guys and food?
Richard: Addicts are compulsive.
Craig: The best way to break old habits is to make new ones.
Richard: I woke up one morning, and when I looked in the mirror I noticed my nose was bent over entirely onto one side of my face. So, I got a hammer, and started banging my nose back to a right angle with my face. Suddenly, I looked at myself in the mirror, hammer in hand, blood streaming down my chin, and I realised my life was no longer manageable.