Aunt Em: Girl, do you know that you're 24 years old, and you've never been south of 125th Street? Well, you haven't.
Evillene: I'm allergic to water! It makes me melt.
Tinman: Hurry hurry hurry, step on up and save a life.
Tinman: The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women.