Rusty Zimmerman: You're ashamed of us, but we're not ashamed of you. As long as you go down on your Banana Republican knees and suck dick, you're my sisters, and I love you. And fuck off.
Walt Koontz: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.
Rusty Zimmerman: Poor me, poor me, pour me another.
Walt Koontz: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.
Rusty Zimmerman: Darling, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get.
Cha-Cha: I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink.
Walt Koontz: You pay for sex?
Rusty Zimmerman: Honey, there's no romance without finance.
Rusty Zimmerman: I left sensitivity back in the sand pile.
Rusty Zimmerman: Oh yeah? Well life's a bitch, so I became one, honey.
Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
Rusty Zimmerman: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
Rusty Zimmerman: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.
Walt Koontz: I can't do it.
Rusty Zimmerman: Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.
