Dino: Now look lady, you may have heard a lot of singers but you ain't heard nothin' sung till you've heard me sung it.
Polly the Pistol: It's a nice place you got here.
Orville J. Spooner: Oh, you'll like it... It's not very big but it's clean.
Polly the Pistol: What is?
Orville J. Spooner: What is what?
Polly the Pistol: I don't know, you brought it up.
Orville J. Spooner: If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us.
Dino: There was the one about this doctor, you see? He was examining a girl's knee and he says, "What's a joint like this doing on a pretty girl like you?"