Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck.
Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she.
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.
Dr. Julian Winston: Where were you all night?
Stephanie: It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur.
Stephanie: How do you like children?
Harvey Greenfield: Barbecued.
Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that.
Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous.
Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg.
Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.
Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.
Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.
Stephanie: Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings, they're always doing it for your own good.
Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.
Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.
Toni Simmons: Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?
Señor Sánchez: What shall we drink?
Stephanie: Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne.
Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?
Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say.
Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word.
Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.
Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.
Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.
Toni Simmons: Why did you?
Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.
Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.
Señor Sánchez: There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adorments. Just the basic woman.
Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.
Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea.
Stephanie: Neither did he.
Stephanie: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.
