Eloise: So, why do you like me so much anyway?
Tom Tom: I don't know.
Eloise: Tom Tom, you know... you can't always say 'yes' or 'no' or 'I don't know'... you know... There must be a reason. And it would be nice to know what it is. So why don't you think about it and I'll wait.
Tom Tom: Love can never be portrayed the same way as a tree or the sea, or any other mystery. It's the eyes, with which we see. It's the sinner in the saint. It's the light inside the paint.
Tom Tom: The heart is a sleeping beauty and love the only kiss it can't resist. Even if its eyes lay open wide, there is a heart that sleeps inside. And it's to there you must be hastening. For all hearts dream, they dream only of awakening.
Dixie: Somebody's trying to kill me.
Detective Skinner: If they succeed, I'll come see you again.
Detective Skinner: Special Agent Skinner. I'm a detective.
Dixie: You got some Oragel? This fucking cavity's going into my brain. Morphine, Motrin, Tylenol, anything? Come on, you call yourself a dentist?
Detective Skinner: Detective. Teeth, gums, gingivitis are out of my line.
Dixie: Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, then that's real, isn't it? And if enough people believe in the same thing, then... that's reality.
Tom Tom: Why did you call me an idiot?
Detective Skinner: Wild guess.
Charley Best: You amaze me. After all that you're gonna arrest some two-bit Indian hustler for murder based on the desperate testimony of this, uh, skateboard riding halfwit.
Detective Skinner: I knew you'd catch on eventually.
Tom Tom: You shouldn't smoke, 'cause people die of it and sometimes they even get cancer.
Stanley Goldkiss: The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy.
Detective Skinner: No, don't be so fucking stupid.
Tom Tom: I am fucking stupid.
Detective Skinner: I could play the violin and wipe my own ass all at the same time.
