Alice Kinnon: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
Charlotte Pingress: Well, its another incentive to get one.
Des McGrath: I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user.
Charlotte Pingress: I am hardly a militant feminist.
Des McGrath: No, you're not. A militant feminist would be a lot fairer.
Josh Neff: I don't think people really change that way. We can change our context, but, we can't change ourselves.
Charlotte Pingress: So, I wouldn't develop any illusions about Harvard guys. They can be amazing creeps too.
Ted Boynton: Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold.
Charlotte Pingress: You're not fit to lick the boots of my real gay friends.
Des McGrath: Well, I don't want to lick the boots of your real gay friends.
Charlotte Pingress: Alice is not having a cocktail? I can't believe it.
Alice Kinnon: Well, I'm not.
Charlotte Pingress: What is it? Do you have strep throat or something you are taking antibiotics for? Oh my God, you have the clap! Don't you?