The Last Days of Disco (1998)

Alice Kinnon: There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck.

Des McGrath: A gay mouth? I have a gay mouth? What does that mean?

Jimmy: There's something deeply ingrained in human biology: women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... and unemployed.
Josh Neff: I don't know about that.
Jimmy: You think they do prefer weak, indecisive, and unemployed?

Dan Powers: Actually, I was thinking I'd go home.
Holly: What?
Alice Kinnon: You should come.
Dan Powers: I don' t know. I'm not really a disco type.
Charlotte Pingress: Well, who is?
Dan Powers: I probably wouldn't get in, anyway.
Charlotte Pingress: Of course you'll get in. Holly's gorgeous.

Alice Kinnon: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
Charlotte Pingress: Well, its another incentive to get one.

Des McGrath: I'm not an addict. I'm a habitual user.

Charlotte Pingress: I am hardly a militant feminist.
Des McGrath: No, you're not. A militant feminist would be a lot fairer.

Josh Neff: I don't think people really change that way. We can change our context, but, we can't change ourselves.