Black and White TV: A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in... um... every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus, where you ride the Ferris Wheel of Values for a better tomorrow.
Elmo St. Peters: Now where did that radio go? I could have sworn I left it right here in this very spot. What did it do, just get up and walk away?
Air Conditioner: The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
The Radio: I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.
Lampy: I remember the first time my bulb burned out. And I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" But then the master gave me a brand new bulb... and I just glowed.
Toaster: Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope.
Air Conditioner: That's real touchin', Toaster. You're gonna get me bawling like a baby anytime now.
Toaster: I think you're jealous.
Air Conditioner: Sure, I'm jealous of a bunch of dimwits.
Lampy: Dim?
Toaster: Yeah, because the master never played with you.
Kirby: Because you're stuck in a wall.
Toaster: If a dog can do it, WE can do it.
Blanky: But a dog has legs.
Toaster: Ah, don't be a wet blanket.
The Radio: Why, I don't believe I've ever seen quite so many smiles before.
Kirby: I've never seen contraptions with so many buttons and knobs and dials before.
Computer: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Lampy: Wow.
The Radio: Well, what does that mean?
Lampy: I don't know. What's that mean?
Entertainment Center: Plugsy.
Plugsy: Yeah?
Entertainment Center: Did you hear that? He's taking some old... stuff to the dorm instead of us.
Answer: Because it was the magnet's job to pick up the trash to be crushed. He didn't like seeing his items being taken away.