King of the Moon: I think, therefore you is.
Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?
Baron Munchausen: Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
King of the Moon: I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto. But you may call me Ray.
Horatio Jackson: He won't get far on hot air and fantasy.
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?
Baron Munchausen: Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after.
Baron Munchausen: You do believe me, don't you?
Sally: I'm doing my best.
King of the Moon: No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms.
Opening Captions: Late 18th Century. The Age of Reason. Wednesday.
Sultan: What about the virgins?
Horatio Jackson: Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins.
Baron Munchausen: Gentlemen! Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons?
Gunner: No, sir.
Baron Munchausen: No?
Gunner: It's Wednesday.
Answer: The Baron is a teller of tall tales and massively exaggerated stories, so it is all from his limited point of view. The Ottomans did have Christian members of staff, especially doctors and such but the treasurer would never be a non-Muslim.