Voice: There's someone in here.
Christina: Sorry.
Voice: It might be a while.
Christina: How long?
Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick.
Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?
Assistant: Well Mr. Mooney is downstairs and he is P-I-S-E-D.
Jane: Pised?
Courtney: How could you not know what a glory hole is?
Christina: Well unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms.
Christina: Ew! What is that?
Courtney: What is what?
Christina: You don't smell that?
Courtney: Smell what? I don't smell anything.
Christina: Oh Jesus! You're used to it, and that's, that's what's really scary.
Courtney: I don't smell anything.
Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here.
Courtney: Wait a minute, come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back.
Christina: You did.
Courtney: I did, about a week a ago. I did, it's the ass! It must be the ass.
Peter: I really hope I see you, but in case I don't, have a nice life.
Christina: Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now.
Courtney: Fifty percent of what people say when they are joking is true, which means, you do wanna go to this wedding but you are too afraid to admit it. So, by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want without being vulnerable.
Courtney: That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I mean, I flew across that room. And you got fucked in the eye.
Courtney: What you did was incredibly brave. You dropped all your boundaries and you met him half way... shit you met him more than halfway you went all the way to Somerset.
Jane: My body is a movie and your penis is the star.
Gramps: Fuck Grandma.
Answer: She is talking about her dream that she had. When her hands are at her mouth she is referring to the ice cream that she was eating while he was performing "sexual acts" on her.
Meredith Muckler